Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/microblogmemes

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[–] MisterNeon 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:

“Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”

I'm thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.

[–] MisterNeon 5 points 2 months ago

I'm more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think you're allowed one taste. It's the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation

[–] lolrightythen 3 points 2 months ago

I've earned eternal damnation for less

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Not again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would you regret tasting heaven?

[–] MisterNeon 3 points 2 months ago

Because I'll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.