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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

IT guy here. If we give one user special rights, that login will get passed around like a blunt at a festival to "save time".
Users are dumb and lazy, and that includes devs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's not special rights, it's project materials approved by leadership, and noted on a published and approved feature roadmap

Edit assuming requisitioning a scaled db replica is "special" is kinda aligned with the meme lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Users are dumb and lazy

Funny, that has actually been my entire experience with corporate IT. This field attracts the type of firemen that won't climb down the pole because it's a safety hazard. Y'all are... something special.