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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages

FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?

[–] hikaru755 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fortran is Proto-Indo-Germanic or whatever it's called again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lisp (specifically IPL) is Proto-Indo-European. All languages have unwittingly taken inspiration from it

[–] glitchdx 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

LISP is too old to care any more.