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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Of course he's joking. Riker knows enough to use contraception or he'd leave little Rikers wherever he went.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And Riker hates other Rikers.

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 2 months ago

He wouldn't want the competition.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do they even have to worry about that in the 24th century. I’m sure there are plenty of methods around that would make benign.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Riker better not be raw dogging every alien he meets. I'm sure there are all sorts of novel STDs on new planets.

[–] FinalRemix 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The crew is obviously stored in the buffer. Discrepancies like pathogens aren't reconfigured, surely.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Except for all those episodes where someone brings a disease from the planet up to the ship.

[–] FinalRemix 4 points 2 months ago

Plot armor for the diseases...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but those are just "Unknown" I'm sure most of the STD's you'd encounter are no longer unknown... Or they haven't shown all the riker escapades;).

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but Riker keeps going to strange new worlds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh that’s easy. Just take a quite site-to-site transport and the biofilters will clean all that right up.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 months ago

Sure, so you say. And then suddenly everyone starts turning green.

[–] Darkard 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Computer, beam my sperm into space"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just the sperm. Still want a melon cream soda.

[–] Darkard 2 points 2 months ago

Remove the baby, leave the gravy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

…w… wow. I gotta say, that is a new one.