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How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by owenfromcanada to c/dadjokes

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Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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[–] edgemaster72 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That took me way too long

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I still don't get it

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's saying that the river only has a rubber band, rather than the person crossing the river. The crocodiles, which we assume are normally present based on the apparent name of said river, are (for some reason) in a meeting, and thus not currently present. Therefore, as the punchline says, you can simply swim across, nothing to worry about (the river current isn't very strong I guess).

[–] owenfromcanada 4 points 2 months ago

It's actually based on a string of jokes I posted in this community. But that's a fun interpretation! I just added the rubber band as a red herring.