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[–] FlyingSquid 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just hope we don't start hearing about how all the people cheered when he took a shit.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The biggest shits of all! Yuuuge!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The ~~biggest~~ bigliest shits of all! Yuuuge!

FTFY

[–] too_high_for_this 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I took a shit the other day - they don't want you to know this but it's true - took a big, big shit, a really beautiful, big... big shit, I stood up and said, "Wow, that's a big shit." People are saying it's the biggest shit they've ever seen. Lots of people are saying it, it's true. People come up to me and say, "Mr President, sir, we've never had shits like that before." And Kamala Harris, Fartin' Kamala - I call her Fartin' Kamala - she wants to take your toilets, folks. No more toilets, that's what they want, it's crazy. I had more toilets - thousands of toilets, beautiful toilets. And now you have - they're killing us on toilets. It's a disgrace. My plumber, he's the most amazing plumber, folks, he's always doing the pipes and the... Y'know what he tells me? All our plumbing is coming from different countries, bad countries. Why aren't we using good American pipes? We're gonna bring back American pipes, people. It's terrible what these foreign pipes are doing to this country, awful. We had a beautiful deal with China, it was a perfect deal, but now they're killing us - you know what goes in those pipes? Gas, and many, many other things, but gas - really powerful stuff, very powerful. They wanna take our gas, folks. It'll all be electric, electric cars and... all the other things, electric. If I win, we're getting rid of the electric, no more electric, folks, it's terrible, it really is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's coherent. Otherwise it wasn't bad.

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme 5 points 2 months ago

Bigger than Jesus, Bigger than wrestling. Bigger than The Beatles, and bigger than breast implants.

[–] pyre 2 points 2 months ago

my shitologist friends were like we've never seen anything like this

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aren't those the stars people give on Twitter or Truth? (Or whatever Truth Social uses for upvoting.)

[–] Nurgus 1 points 2 months ago

💨 I assume Truth Social just uses this emoji. A puff of wind. Which is also sometimes used to represent farting. Appropriately.