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[–] WaxedWookie 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we're discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because just beyond that fact is a big sign labeled "THIS IS A JOKE"

[–] Crashumbc 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know several people did actually do and die from the "Tide challenge"...

[–] AnyOldName3 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That was basically because you could die from pretending to do it. The challenge was to eat a laundry pod. That's really obviously not safe, but biting a laundry pod and spitting it out after pretending to swallow and die for the camera seemed like a reasonable way to freak people out while skipping the dangerous part to a handful of teenagers. The biting step was the real dangerous one, though, as concentrated laundry detergent can corrode tongues and throats and windpipes really quickly, and you'd lose the capacity to decide what to swallow, what to inhale, and what to hold in your mouth and spit out within seconds. This kills the teenager. The news generally reported this as Teenager dies attempting Tide Pod Challenge instead of Teenager dies attempting to fake Tide Pod Challenge, which didn't tell teenagers it wasn't safe to pretend to do, but did make pretending to do it seem like a better prank, so overall only made it more tempting.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 4 points 1 month ago

I’d like to see the science behind this.

Eating some of a laundry pod does not seem like a quick way to die at all. Something that would take hours or even days as your insides are wrecked or your throat swells shut, preceded by plenty of vomiting and other issues should you manage to swallow the stuff. Quickest way to die from a pod would be to choke on it.

IOW, if you didn’t choke to death from the pod, you’re not dying on camera from ingesting some of it.

[–] WaxedWookie 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You've got far more faith in people than I do...

Ivermectin.

[–] AnarchistsForKamala 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines

[–] WaxedWookie 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep - that was a common talking point for the morons - that's not descriptive of you though, is it?

The horse paste form? For use as an antiviral?

Thought not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The horse paste form?

Other than dosing concerns, it's the same drug. If you needed ivermectin and for some reason you couldn't get it in pill form from a pharmacy (such as a natural disaster) it's a workable source. Likewise for things like antibiotics. Just remember that drugs are dosed by weight and different species have different doses by weight so you're going to have to do some math to convert from horse doses to human doses.

For use as an antiviral?

Yeah, never understood why the weirdos landed on an antiparasitic for their quack antiviral. It gets used in humans pretty often for things like scabies and worms though..

[–] WaxedWookie 2 points 1 month ago

See also:

Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we're discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?

[–] ugh 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Using horse dewormer topically is a popular home treatment for rosacea because it has the same active ingredient as a prescription cream (Soolantra), but the cream is ~$700/mo.

There are so many frugal "life-hacks" that involve a trip to your local feed store.

[–] WaxedWookie 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep - that'd fall squarely into the discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks bucket. Thanks for volunteering to demonstrate my point.

[–] ugh 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was agreeing with you and providing another example

[–] WaxedWookie 1 points 1 month ago

...and here I am, sitting in the corner, eating my onion.

That one's on me - my bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, horse dewormer? Ivermectin?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And then Americans will call you a fucking stupid fucking idiot for having the audacity to point it out.

Enjoy your pig slop, America.