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[–] 2ugly2live 162 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Talyor: I'm voting for Harris.

This fucking guy: Fine. I guess I'll impregnate you.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn, I thought he literally offered to give her a child as he already has too many.

[–] FanciestPants 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which of his kids wins the lottery on this exchange?

[–] pingveno 1 points 6 days ago

I nominate Vivian Wilson.

[–] Bunnylux 11 points 1 week ago
[–] telllos 2 points 1 week ago

He could give #Omega4

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Don't you threaten me, pig man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Pokemon! Got to catch em all!