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[–] [email protected] 199 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don’t forget automatically killing orphans

[–] MajinBlayze 131 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Before killing yourself, it's your responsibility to kill your children

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

...and people worry about the name of a git branch.

[–] ZILtoid1991 13 points 2 months ago

Garbage collection is such an evil thing...