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Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/politicalmemes

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"Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing."

More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/

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[–] RattlerSix 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Alpha males don't drink a milkshake with a straw, they give it their whole mouth, open up their throat and don't forget to work the balls.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Real men boof their milkshakes

[–] EleventhHour 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

And then cry about it while retelling the story to Kamala Harris at a Senate confirmation hearing…

Yeah, you forgot, but Kamala Harris made Brett Kavanaugh cry about drinking beer in his ass, lol

edit: the goodness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I'm sure he hasn't forgotten.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How did I never hear about this‽

[–] EleventhHour 3 points 3 months ago

here's the SNL sketch about it

https://youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8?si=aQqdxIxqzA1d4ixM

[–] telllos 3 points 3 months ago

This also the way they drink bubble tea, poke an opening, then work the hole with their tongue to get the pearls out.