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[–] FlyingSquid 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”

[–] kinsnik 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant

[–] grue 11 points 3 months ago

He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can't handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.

Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should've just called it "3/4"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

during high tide

[–] radicalautonomy 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, "Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about."

[–] norimee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His second message after saying "Hi" is probably a dick pic.

[–] Omgpwnies 5 points 3 months ago

with the calipers to prove his measurement

[–] Bertuccio 3 points 3 months ago

And that's something like the 99.99999th percentile according to the chart on the Wikipedia penis size page - absolutely NSFW - which has nothing larger than 18 cm.

The apparently much less studied vaginal depth seems to max out at 14 cm before arousal, so I think it's safe to say most women wouldn't be impressed by that number even if it weren't an obvious lie.