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Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’ (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie to c/nottheonion

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Oh no! Such horrors!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Healthcare would be great, but at this point I'd still settle for taco trucks on every corner...

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Best we can do is one half price taco for every ten major medical procedures you can't afford.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

…that’s still a lot of tacos.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Basic tacos only! Not premium tacos!