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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do you think they get mad if I bring plasma

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as it's being held in magnetic confinement!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They tend not to care so much about "how safely the hazardous material is stored"

Just ask anyone who's tried to smuggle on 5lbs of mercury...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, that's because five pounds would be about 6 fluid ounces of mercury and you're only allowed 3 ounces of a fluid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hey now, no need to bring math into this like a civilized person! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

[–] scutiger 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm full of plasma, but they never stopped me from flying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote and leave

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

try bringing some in a bag next time, should be fun

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bose–Einstein condensate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And a metric ton of helium to keep it cool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If they don't then you can call them xenophobes for not respecting Sangheili tradition to carry an Energy Sword at all times