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[–] Ghostalmedia 106 points 3 months ago (4 children)

He wants Fox? Fine.

Do a two moderator combo. One from Fox, and the other is Jon Stewart or Rachel Maddow.

And if you want to get really messy, make the audience a 50/50 recruitment spit too. And assign seating at random.

[–] Sterile_Technique 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And assign seating at random.

Whoa whoa... we don't want there to be blood!

[–] hoshikarakitaridia 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you wanna make it interactive, hide pool noodles under the seats and see what happens when people start antagonizing their seat neighbors.

[–] Zahille7 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jerry Springer, 2024 edition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Who is the check being written to?

[–] hogmomma 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stewart can play both roles on his own. He will not hesitate to call EITHER side out.

[–] taiyang 32 points 3 months ago

50/50 split with random season will result in an all out Jerry Springer style brawl.

Yeah. I'd watch that.

[–] RestrictedAccount 15 points 3 months ago

They would be sending a goon squad.

Don’t fall for it.