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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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Here's the deal. If theatres can't survive if I don't like their bad expensive snacks, Hollywood will have to figure something else out. Maybe they'll have to hire the same twenty faces less often, or take a more reasonable cut, who knows. Not my problem.
No, all that happens is the movie theaters close. Back in the 90s, in my area we had what we call quarter cinemas. These were theaters that showed movies that weren't in theaters anymore. So, older movies. Instead of $6.00 per ticket, it was $0.25, and kids under 12 were free with a paying adult.
So you could get one adult to bring 6-7 kids in, for $0.25. Problem is, nobody bought the snacks.
So now, we went from having 8-9 mega plex's, 3 mall cinemas, and 4 quarter cinemas, to now having 2 mega plex's, and thats it. Hollywood doesn't care WHERE you buy your ticket. It doesn't affect hollywood. It only affects movie goers.
People not going to the movies because there is no convenient theatre does affect Hollywood.
But action and reaction have a long delay. Don't give up your rights just because a Hollywood exec won't make his bonus this year. You need to cause economic pain for the problem to be fixed.
Will no one please think of the poor shareholders???
When I lived near a cinema like that, I was happy to buy its snacks and even the occasional beer. The snacks were good, and only slightly marked up. They had great taste in film, and tickets were cheap.
It was a good business model, and I supported it. Nowadays it seems they've moved on to higher ticket prices and more "hot" movies. I wish them luck, but I would not likely continue to support them if I was still in their area.
It's a bad business model. The way it's supposed to work is that bad business models die. If that's not how it works anymore, all I can say is that projectors are affordable and you can make really good popcorn with ghee and powdered salt. A little turmeric gives it that yellow color. Enjoy.
Have you seen the TV in your living room and the snacks in your kitchen? Turns out that's a better business model than someone else owning an extra big one far away and making you deal with their schedule and crowd.
Hollywood can do what they did during the pandemic and release everything straight to streaming. Movie theaters are not necessary any more. As a bonus, pirates get to see the best quality versions on the day of release.
I'd love to see more outdoor cinema nights instead. I grew up in an area that did those and it was amazing. I'd even step up to run it, if there was a venue.
I remember going to a drive in movie once when I was a kid. I wish those were still a thing - it was nice to have a big screen, but also some privacy from other people - but alas, technology marches on!