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[–] Sam_Bass 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Shouldve kicked him in the nuts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

then the kid would go to max security prison

[–] Sam_Bass 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Kick him hard enough and erdogans genes die with him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Oh, I read it as “instead of slapping the kid”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Inane comment. He's got three kids.

[–] bitwaba 5 points 4 months ago

Kick harder then.

[–] Godric 1 points 4 months ago

I thought slapping the kid was an insane reaction, damn, I didn't know it was that bad