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Hockey star Matt Dawson amputates finger to play at Olympics (www.bbc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by mecfs to c/nottheonion

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[–] FuglyDuck 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lacking full function doesn’t mean it’s not usable. Just not as usable.

Also, “might not”, so that prognosis was also “it might” (probably less than likely.)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm a doctor and I can assure you that "from the knuckle up" means all that's left of him is the tip of a finger, which will be shit at hockey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, he could ride the puck now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

He could certainly ride my puck