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Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine. (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] meleecrits 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.

[–] Zorque 6 points 3 months ago

Guess what...

[–] solidgrue 3 points 3 months ago

It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.