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[–] xenoclast 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No, it would increase concentrations. You need to get the rich to launch themselves into the sun

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 5 months ago

So.

We force them to eat each other until their concentrations are high enough to extract the metals for industrial uses.

[–] Wogi 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a feature.

We force them to gorge on themselves until there's one, inbred, leaded rich guy left. Then we put it on display as a warning to everyone else

[–] xenoclast 1 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately that's all they want too. There method requires enslaving everyone until their rule and have us kill ourselves for their pile of wealth first

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

We're halfway there; many of the rich want desperately to strap themselves on top of a million tons of explosives in the shape of a penis. All we have to do now is convince them that there are poor people with money on the sun, and they'll trip over each other to be the first to steal from the poor sun-people.