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[–] SpaceNoodle 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.

[–] Crackhappy 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully they're both yeetable

[–] SpaceNoodle 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?

[–] rustydomino 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Simple catapult it is then

A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Why was I reminded of this

[–] dufkm 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 4 months ago

No, I always remind her to pee first.