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[–] rustydomino 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Simple catapult it is then

A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.