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Is this birdcage made out of nickel? (mander.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by Iron_Lynx to c/dadjokes

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TRANSCRIPT:

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Awesome. I'm going to use this in real life.

This is one of those goals that I make really important to myself.