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[–] John_McMurray 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yes, i always document my crimes.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“Those where theoretical gummies to proof a point”

Thats why they are “in his pocket” and now openly On display.

Could also argue my left leg and pocket didnt cross the border, only my right did.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Habeus Corpus. Any judge would laugh a prosecutor out of the court if this was the only evidence.

Then they would probably be fired.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What about credit card statements showing purchase history from a dispensary, smartphone location data of him going to said dispensary, Google account search history of searching for "dispensary near me" and ai facial recognition - assisted cctv footage of him buying it? I'm pretty sure the government can get that stuff fairly easily.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

"Yes your honor but is there any evidence that my client was actually in possession of the marijuana"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

If you're going to be incorrect at least know what Habeus Corpus actually means.