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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

When employers can't afford pizza parties, they come up with stuff like "dogs at work"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Until you step on the owners dog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you will be stepped on by the owner probably

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a metaphor, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

U just have to profusely apologize to the dog on your knees and we can both move about our day happily. It’s not that hard

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