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[–] rsuri 51 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Ok so what's the opposite gender equivalent of this. Asking for a friend.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Dating apps don't work. Time to go act confused in a yoga class."

[–] GoosLife 13 points 6 months ago

OOOOH now I get it lol. Guess I had to see it from a more personally relatable perspective.

[–] MeatPilot 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 6 months ago

Nah I am a human male which means a bear should be terrified of me

[–] Cryophilia 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Take your kid to the playground.

It's a perfect equivalent, because you'll get the occasional sexist saying vile things and forcing you to leave, too! But mostly, women will fawn over you.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago

Even the dating market demands experience for an entry level position now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

When I was a teenager, I used to walk my grandma's cute dog past the nearby all-girls school when the girls were coming out at the end of the schoolday.

Guy with cute dog + dozens of girls around = loads of attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Snowclone 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Terrible advice for anyone who isn't the same age as teenage girls.

[–] Cryophilia 9 points 6 months ago

Supply and demand. Even ugly guys get attention in an all-female area.

[–] Dozzi92 11 points 6 months ago

It's funny, two things that made it infinitely easier to pick up women were my wedding ring and my kids. Of course it's probably the complete lack of pressure, knowing I'm not actually picking up anyone. Always been a confidence issue.

[–] KrankyKong 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you watching your kid play from the bushes or something? I've never had about encounter like that at the playground.

[–] Cryophilia 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't have any kids, but I've heard from friends. Man with kid = pedophile, somehow, in some people's minds.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cryophilia 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Welp, I guess since it's never happened to you, it never happens!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Just sharing my experience. May not be representative of every individual and locations

[–] surewhynotlem 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

spending time with someone in a social environment over a period of several days.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Oh that's why I'm alone.

[–] someacnt_ 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This only works once a year, but the ice cream aisle on Valentines Day.

[–] Jiggle_Physics 2 points 6 months ago

in my personal experience, going to cooking/baking classes for the general public, as in not some school/academy. I like to cook and decided to find out if something like this existed where I lived. I found a couple and went to the two that had the more interesting information/description online from the person running the classes, and customer comments.

It ranged from 50/50 to 20/80, men to women, in almost every class. Also, an extended family member of mine has run art classes for a long time now and he says those are very popular with women.

[–] Sorgan71 1 points 6 months ago

being a serial killer