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Can I still use this salt? (iili.io)

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[–] HonoraryMancunian 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up

[–] Hackworth 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you'll drive yourself nuts.

[–] TexasDrunk 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You should start every one with "originally formed inside of an actual star" or something similar.

[–] Hackworth 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge's machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won't fail you like your precious god.

[–] TexasDrunk 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh that's good!

[–] HonoraryMancunian 2 points 6 months ago

You can tell why it's their job!