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[–] Philharmonic3 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sadly, I would bet most people are killed by debris before getting to be picked up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the most fun part would be when you get up to speed so instead of getting torn apart you'd just be high-speed vibing.

Like, the part after getting torn to shreds.

[–] Klear 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tyfud 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, how's his wife holding up?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

To shreds, you say?

[–] RedditWanderer 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah. It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing.

[–] FooBarrington 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More specifically, who the wind is blowing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hear he’s blowing Steve from accounting.

[–] FooBarrington 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but the wind really gets around. I think he’s close to blowing every single person in the world, penis or no.

[–] FooBarrington 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

No way! That blows my mind!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So you're saying we need a suit of armor and tornados become funados?

Edit: this said fumados not funados which is not as... Fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Noun

fumado (plural fumados or fumadoes)

  1. smoked fish, especially a pilchard

Ehh, sounds like it could be fun to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

@Philharmonic3 @The_Picard_Maneuver Are we sure the first few 2x4s aren't fun? Like the first few bricks and cars?