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Sadly, I would bet most people are killed by debris before getting to be picked up.
I feel like the most fun part would be when you get up to speed so instead of getting torn apart you'd just be high-speed vibing.
Like, the part after getting torn to shreds.
To shreds, you say?
Well, how's his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say?
So you're saying we need a suit of armor and tornados become funados?
Edit: this said fumados not funados which is not as... Fun.
Ehh, sounds like it could be fun to me
Yeah. It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing.
More specifically, who the wind is blowing.
I hear he’s blowing Steve from accounting.
That slut!
You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but the wind really gets around. I think he’s close to blowing every single person in the world, penis or no.
That slut!
No way! That blows my mind!
@Philharmonic3 @The_Picard_Maneuver Are we sure the first few 2x4s aren't fun? Like the first few bricks and cars?