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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men
(www.lgbtqnation.com)
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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how do they verify if you're a straight man or not? What's to stop me from just getting a free beer?
They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you're not enjoying it, you're in. It's watertight 👌
But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like ..they may have done this many times 🤔
You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.
They've got a gaydar... doesn't work very well though
sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.
How do you manage to ask such the right questions?