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Who wants to bet we find something nasty on this dude in the next six months?
Why wait?
https://www.theoaklandpress.com/2023/04/23/riverside-county-sheriffs-investigators-lose-60-pounds-of-meth-in-failed-drug-sting/
https://www.npr.org/2021/10/06/1043651361/oath-keepers-california-sheriff-chad-bianco-january-6-us-capitol
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/deputy-caught-with-100-pounds-of-fentanyl-was-working-for-el-chapos-cartel-report-says/amp/
No, too easy. I'd only accept bets on how much of what material is found - like "31 Terabytes of furry porn" or "452 illegal WW1 weapons".
We're both wrong. He's basically an openly dirty cop. https://lemmy.world/comment/10439983
31 terabytes? Amateur.
I'm a professional yiffer. I can jump rope and keep my tail plug in at the same time. Get on my level.
Also, nothing wrong with furry porn.
It's not for me, but that is a matter of taste, not law.
Losing meth and fentanyl, now that's something to get angry about.