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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Real manly men only think about other manly men.

[–] makyo 16 points 5 months ago

But only in a completely hetero way wink wink nudge nudge

[–] Carighan 29 points 5 months ago

They begrudgingly accept they exist, but they're working on at least removing all their rights.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Free beer (men only) sounds pretty gay

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 11 points 5 months ago

they have no interest in women.

wink.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Women can't be gay, so pride month is only about men and people who used to be men. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Women are weak and girly. You think a strong masculine hot dude likes girly things? Yeah right, that's so gay bro.

[–] elliot_crane 6 points 5 months ago

If those women aren’t showing these chads the attention they deserve for being absolute kings among the peasants, then the women must be gay. It’s the only logical answer. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Bars have consistently had 'women nights' at bars where they get all night discounts and free admission. I don't see how this is any different