elliot_crane

joined 1 year ago
[–] elliot_crane 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, the term “moonshine” nowadays doesn’t exclusively refer to illegally produced liquor and is often used to describe non-barrel-aged whiskey made from corn.

[–] elliot_crane 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oh wow you said “don’t at me about Gaza” 8 hours ago and no self-aggrandizing dipshit has stopped by yet to uhm ackshually you about how the Democratic Party was literally (read: figuratively) shooting Palestinian children in the face. I’d say that crowd might actually have collectively pulled their heads out of each others’ asses, but I think it’s far more likely that Rostelekom is having an outage today or something.

[–] elliot_crane 2 points 3 weeks ago

OSRS or the shitty one?

[–] elliot_crane 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where’s our homie Hannibal Lecter at?

[–] elliot_crane 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like the version of this meme where the item at the bottom is some kind of mint soap and the cavemen are chanting “MINTY BALLS! MINTY BALLS!”

[–] elliot_crane 5 points 1 month ago

Use? Absolutely not. Manufacture and stockpile? Absolutely. The sad state of world affairs at the moment seems to be that this is the one and only guaranteed deterrent.

[–] elliot_crane 22 points 1 month ago

I’ll never forget when the CDC’s official coronavirus FAQ had “Can I contract coronavirus from eating Chinese food?”. That was a real eye opener to just how many dumbasses are out there.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Other governors very well may be involved and we don’t know it yet. In the article, it says they asked Pritzger who else he’s in talks with and he said that not everyone wants to be publicly named yet.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Governors Safeguarding Democracy

GSD

Get Shit Done

Nice acronym.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 month ago

Hey christofash men, if everybody is entitled to their own personal and private relationship with god, and you should love god as he loves you, it’s totally legal for your wife to think about god’s massive peener while you’re having sex strictly for the purposes of procreation. Just noodle on that for a bit.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 month ago

Also in my 30s in a safe blue state, and despite being a donor to several dem/progressive candidates, I have received precisely zero poll/campaign texts. I can’t help but wonder if it has something to do with me dropping traditional social media when I was 23 and never touching my accounts again. I’m pretty sure Meta and Twitter think I died at age 23 and I’m totally ok with that.

 
 
 

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