elliot_crane

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[–] elliot_crane 10 points 7 hours ago

I’ll never forget when the CDC’s official coronavirus FAQ had “Can I contract coronavirus from eating Chinese food?”. That was a real eye opener to just how many dumbasses are out there.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Other governors very well may be involved and we don’t know it yet. In the article, it says they asked Pritzger who else he’s in talks with and he said that not everyone wants to be publicly named yet.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Governors Safeguarding Democracy

GSD

Get Shit Done

Nice acronym.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 week ago

Hey christofash men, if everybody is entitled to their own personal and private relationship with god, and you should love god as he loves you, it’s totally legal for your wife to think about god’s massive peener while you’re having sex strictly for the purposes of procreation. Just noodle on that for a bit.

[–] elliot_crane 1 points 1 week ago

Also in my 30s in a safe blue state, and despite being a donor to several dem/progressive candidates, I have received precisely zero poll/campaign texts. I can’t help but wonder if it has something to do with me dropping traditional social media when I was 23 and never touching my accounts again. I’m pretty sure Meta and Twitter think I died at age 23 and I’m totally ok with that.

[–] elliot_crane 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a bearded lumberjack-lookin’ MF who isn’t a conservative or a weakchin, these dudes can fuck right off. We do not claim them.

[–] elliot_crane 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

(plays William Wallace)

(endorses authoritarian candidate)

At the very least the man is skilled at pretending to be someone he’s not. That’s about all he’s got going for him.

[–] elliot_crane 14 points 2 weeks ago

There are sitting politicians today, probably including Harris and absolutely including Biden, who campaigned to ban video games…

Doubtful that Harris would have ever said anything about banning video games, but happy to be proven wrong here. She’s the same age as Walz and became an elected official an entire decade after the 1993-94 Senate hearings, and also would have been in her late teens/early twenties during the tail end of the arcade era and the rise of home consoles like the NES. I really doubt Harris has a closed minded view on video games “corrupting the youth” or whatever..

[–] elliot_crane 73 points 2 weeks ago

Oh you know, the normal stuff women do to these guys like: refusing to have sex with them, having opinions, existing. All the typical incel shit.

[–] elliot_crane 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There was this great meme going around years ago when the truck was announced that had a crayon drawing of it and “by Elon” written shakily in big letters like a child would use. I’ll see if I can find a link.

Edit: it’s on the shitty website we all left, but: https://old.reddit.com/r/Autos/comments/e0m4sg/the_original_concept_for_cybertruck_was_a_drawing/

[–] elliot_crane 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would still say all of this is a problem and certifies him as a jackass tbh.

Deleting the post after he felt personally offended doesn’t magically absolve him of having made the endorsement in the first place. And if he was paid for it that’s even worse imo.

 
 
 

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