Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
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That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
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Mom. Thanks for doing this for me.
So yeah, you’re going to open the closet. No, the closet in the hallway. Yeah, that one.
So see the black box on the bottom… the one with wires, like spaghetti? Yes… that’s it.
All the way on the right side there’s two rectangles. I said rectangles…. like squares, yes…
The one all the way to right is a button. You push it in… no, it’s ok, I appreciate you doing this… yes, this would be funny if I were a doctor… no, it won’t break anything. So you just press it…
No no. It’s supposed to make that sound. That means it’s starting up. Yes, it can be loud… but that’s exactly what I needed. Lights? Yep, those are good.
Thanks Mom. That should do it… wait… did I just hear you hit the light switch in the closet?
Can you tell me if there’s lights on the black box… No? And it’s quiet. Yeah… I figured.
Ok Mom, so what I need you to do is turn on the light switch you just hit. Right, that one. Good.
Now… remember that button, yep, the square, I need you to press it again…