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[–] blanketswithsmallpox 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Women are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.

Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.

https://honeystinger.com/blogs/blog/the-anatomy-of-a-hive

[–] A_Random_Idiot 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Thats a little to common sense for the average American.

I'd wager bees are boys, for bathroom purposes, cause boys have a "stinger"

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 6 months ago

Maybe this isn't in America.

That said, if it was in the UK, 'birds' would be for women, so the result would be the same.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I think it's a play on words Bees -> Bs, B stands for Boy. Birds -> British slang for women.

[–] iopq 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Birds -> Bs, B stands for Boy...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean that if you say "Bees" out loud it sounds like "B's", as in the boy's room.

[–] iopq 6 points 6 months ago

I actually got that after I read my own post

But it did remind me of the joke that Quebec labels the cold water with C for cold and hot water with C for chaud

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Same thought different reasoning: the expression "a bees dick" exists. There's no equivalent for birds.

[–] Azteh 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedAggroBest 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I've never heard "a bee's dick" in my life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

My favourite use is to suggest a near miss: the other car missed the cyclist by a bees dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Well, there is the fact that "bird" is itself slang for both penis and woman, though of course in the case of the latter it is antiquated enough to be considered offensive (of course, since as I'm informed the only inoffensive ways to refer to those who identify as belonging to the gender traditionally known as the "not male" gender are "girls" for those under 18 and "women" for those above, the offensiveness of this term is perhaps expected.)

[–] blanketswithsmallpox -1 points 6 months ago

average American... for bathroom purposes,... boys have a "stinger"

Exhibit A!