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[–] ogeist 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit, what's your PayPal?

Anyone who reads this comment owes me $1,000,000 USD and a kiss

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't have 2 mil, how do I get out of this? File for bankruptcy?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

on a technicality, debts like this are not legally dischargable through bankruptcy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the student loan loophole

[–] Speculater 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a loophole? That's what student loans are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

a legal dick jammed up your hole

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If anyone I owe money to reads this, the debt is reversed.

I'll take the kiss though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I don't have the money, can I kiss you twice instead?