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Let's be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.
Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?
Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual
Red flag and wallowing in misery. If you've got parental issues then you're just my type.
Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you're into that or what
Not really, but nobody is perfect. You're mine now.
Young love in the making, how beautiful
Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.
Sounds boring. But probably correct.
Must be 18, too old for him.
If I've learned anything, it's that "date-able" is never to be confused with "sex-able". Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.
Maybe we're all just Angry people, with financial problems, making evil babies..
Lemon Demon is still around? Crazy
Well, spirit phone was 8 years ago. Neil hasn't done much under the Lemon Demon name since then
That was ... better than I expected. Nice.
Yeah me n u r in th 10%
Yeah, the bottom 10%
Fat chicks need love too