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[–] bhmnscmm 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

You know, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 7 months ago

He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 7 months ago

Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster's Manual.

[–] SpaghettiYeti 4 points 7 months ago

I think this went over everyone's heads. It's from Talladega Nights lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it's silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.

[–] bhmnscmm 6 points 7 months ago

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.'