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[–] Carighan 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

America! Land of the free*!

*: Unless you meant freedom of religion. You better not! We'll sue/burn/shoot/jesus you if you do! Ultraconservative Christianity or death!

[–] garbagebagel 3 points 6 months ago

*unless you also meant freedom of expression or freedom of bodily autonomy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Wait, what's getting jesus'd...?

Oh, I did not think of the implications of making that a verb.