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[–] SpiceDealer 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

-Unrest in the Middle East as Israel and Palestine refuse to reconcile

-2 years on, the war in Ukraine has no end in sight

-The climate crisis keeps getting worse

-America debates how to categorize Mexican food

[–] Red_October 26 points 7 months ago

Turns out the rest of the world doesn't stop just because some fucked up shit is happening.

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 10 points 7 months ago

I am sure this judge has all the say in those situations.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 7 points 7 months ago

I mean, this is more about a local business being locked out from developing a new location in an area because that are has specific rules about what can be opened in that area (because Political Money) because for some reason only ships that sell sandwiches are allowed to open up in that region.

We think it's because Panera or another major shop being buddy buddy with legislators

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You are surprised? We argued over tomatoes being a fruit or vegetable and if they are a vegetable, then ketchup must count as a serving of vegetable. So the argument over tacos and burritos being a sandwich only surprises me in that fact it took so long to argue about it in court.

[–] Mango 1 points 7 months ago

Also I jerked off this morning. Not nearly so important as war, but definitely nicer.