Elon: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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Musk seems like the kind of D&D player who would
- Build a horrible character (frankly impressive in 5e, which is pretty simple in terms of choices to make at the start). Like, a bard with 8 charisma, or a rogue with no dex
- Or, pay someone else to build their character, and then not know how to play it.
- And/or induce the other players to murder him (in the game)
pay someone else to build their character, and then not know how to play it.
This 100% sounds like how he's handling Xitter.
Elon Musk's ideal DM would be a doll that just says "Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly" on loop forever.
He has one of those already, has a big fancy dollhouse and everything.
As if Elon has the patience to play D&D. Dude can’t even play video games without hiring somebody to level up his character for him.
He already won "the game". Now he's just trying to make his own fun in it.