Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Camper? I hardly know ‘er! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide-and-seek? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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He was always spotted.

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Why'd they fire the guy working as an internal advisor in the United Nations? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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'cause he was UN-professional

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What do you call a Mexican that can't find his car? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by andrewta to c/dadjokes

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Carlos

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Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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He couldn't see that well.

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A cheeseburger walks into a bar. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A receding hare-line.

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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes

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What a re-leaf!

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Why should you never play poker in the savannah? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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There's too many cheetahs.

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Always beware of radioactive cats... (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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They have 18 half-lives

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What do you call a potato wearing glasses? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A spec-tater.

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What's the difference between weather and climate? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

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What do Muslims during Ramadan and sonic the hedgehog have in common? (programming.dev)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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They gotta go fast!

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Injured at the supermarket (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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Getting married at the library (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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What did the baseball glove say to the ball? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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"Catch you later!"

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In the toy factory (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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I lost a fight against a martial artist (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Usernameblankface to c/dadjokes

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It's no wonder I lost. He knew Karate and I only know Try Kwan D'oh!

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Why was the Human Torch banned from signing autographs? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Because it’s unacceptable to sign an autograph using a firearm

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I asked my dog, "What is two minus two?' (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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He said nothing.

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The Dyson Show nearing 1,000 episodes! (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by root to c/dadjokes

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This small YouTuber has been pumping out dad jokes for almost 1,000 episodes (999 currently).

Show him some love :)

PS, I'm sure some bot will yell at me for this link. Apologies.

https://youtu.be/LtSWM-f2Rg4?si=e0-uur23aJh-MhEE

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What kind of bird is constantly getting hurt? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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The owl.

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My 8-year-old just hit me with this: Where do teachers go on vacation? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Pencilvania.

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What's Fonzie's favorite sauce? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by spicytuna62 to c/dadjokes

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Holland-ayyys

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What is a biscuit's favorite kind of music? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Jam bands!