Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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That's against the GDPuRr.

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I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by EndOfLine to c/dadjokes

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Apparently he only does odd jobs.

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After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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He had a lot of sick beets.

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When the inventor of the USB plug dies... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 month ago by lettruthout to c/dadjokes

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...will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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It's a Faux Pa

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What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Strum-boli.

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Vacation (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19436480

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Opposites (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by owenfromcanada to c/dadjokes

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It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Rhynoplaz to c/dadjokes

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Make-up and KISS!

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Where the robber meets the road (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah to c/dadjokes

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It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ... (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.

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Nightmare prevention (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

0 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/22056049

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Going in circles (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah to c/dadjokes

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What's the most edible moon? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Ensaladus

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If you make it with ostrich eggs (fedia.io)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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is it called an "omel"?

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I would tell you a joke about corn (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Don_Dickle to c/dadjokes

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But it's to corny

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i like this (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Braking Bad (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah to c/dadjokes

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How embarrassing (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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Dealing with a spider (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/dadjokes

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Ain't no one (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/26813597

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Whenever I go to see a psychic, they're always angry or depressed. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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I never get a happy medium.

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What do you call an acid with a bad attitude? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A-mean-o acid.

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I saw a microbiologist today. (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Was much bigger than I expected.