yemmly

joined 2 years ago
[–] yemmly 19 points 4 months ago

I like that someone in a position of authority is talking about this.

[–] yemmly 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.

[–] yemmly 7 points 4 months ago

Sounds like someone messed with Texas.

[–] yemmly 3 points 5 months ago

We should sell tickets.

[–] yemmly 1 points 5 months ago

I suppose you could start a man-drawn carriage business and pay the men with sex. You might have to lobby to get a few laws changed first. Or you could have the men run on hamster wheels connected to turbine generators…

[–] yemmly 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m waiting for when he finally unzips his human suit and the lizard jumps out. “Screw you MAGA suckers! We were the lizard people all along.”

[–] yemmly 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

IT’S ALL MY OWN BEAUTIFUL NATURAL HAIR

[–] yemmly 2 points 5 months ago

No!!!! But also yes.

[–] yemmly 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like insecurity to me.

[–] yemmly 19 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Maybe I’m slow or something, but I don’t get how eating meat is masculine.

[–] yemmly 16 points 5 months ago

The person to the right of seat 9 is Lauren Boebert. She is a US congressperson who made news when she was caught on video misbehaving at a theater performance of “Beetlejuice”. Her misbehavior included shouting, cursing, vaping, having her breasts fondled, and administering a handjob to her date.

[–] yemmly 6 points 5 months ago

Amazing show. Ahead of its time.

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