It's made me remembered The classic
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes
Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking
The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌
Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s
Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?
… present noodles
Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.
That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.
I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.
Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.
Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable
If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong
Anon gets nutrient deficiency
(Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)