wreckedcarzz

joined 2 years ago
[–] wreckedcarzz 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

(the project was masturbating)

[–] wreckedcarzz 4 points 2 months ago
[–] wreckedcarzz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just use freezer zipper bags and stuff a couple slices per bag. I get pizza regularly and I'll usually get a size larger than I want, so I can store a few slices and the next time I get hungry and it's too close to dinner for a real meal, but I don't want to gorge myself with cookies or whatever quick snacks I have around, I throw two slices into the microwave, hit pizza mode, and like 2 minutes later I'm ready to burn my mouth.

[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 2 months ago

But what if I want to touch your crotch?

[–] wreckedcarzz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because I'm not paying $15 for access to the "professional cinematic experience" (aka access to their DRM-infested meh edited cut), or recording it on TV laced with ads and annoying people who love to hear their own opinions every 60 seconds. It's the same reason people sneak food into movie theaters or steal music. Fucking the man.

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 2 months ago

Mr Crabs: I like money 💰

[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 2 months ago

Ew, no. Nobody uses phones for voice communication, dad. We are all shut-ins and any calls must be regarding an immediate life-or-death situation.

[–] wreckedcarzz 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I look for weird discolorations and strange taste, smell, as my gauge.

[–] wreckedcarzz 1 points 2 months ago

Exactly - my sibling just got dealt a shitty hand in trying to stay safe. There's no absolutes in life, unfortunately.

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