twinpeaks2112

You gotta spit on it first

removeds and Retards mostly

Yes and then I used them to get a slushy from 7/11

Yeah, I went as a parking meter one year for Halloween and it seemed fitting.

Dad?

Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?

A lack of lube

They do, the British section is out back in the dumpster.

Sorry I was aiming for your chest

Santa?

To many guys online, it’s now worth more.

Sobriety