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[–] tpyoman 5 points 1 week ago

I'm tired boss.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop choking me! That's it! I quit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

👌🤣💯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, because I am from the other side of the moat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Bahaha 🤣👌

[–] over_clox 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I've got bad news ..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'd probably just make warcraft murloc noises.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'd just repeatedly sing the lyrics to Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] I_Miss_Daniel 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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