twinpeaks2112

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What do they call the generation you were born in? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

removeds and Retards mostly

Do you ever put quarters in your ass just because ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes and then I used them to get a slushy from 7/11

Do you ever put quarters in your ass just because ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, I went as a parking meter one year for Halloween and it seemed fitting.

A major studio hires you to write an original screenplay, what's it about? in c/[email protected]
If your penis could speak, what would it say ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?

What makes you lose thrust in people? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A lack of lube

Why don't restaurants have a British and non-British section? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They do, the British section is out back in the dumpster.

MY EYES! MY EYES! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sorry I was aiming for your chest

We'll Never know.. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Santa?

If I shove a rare and ancient artifact rigorously up my ass, will it still be valuable after I'm finished ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To many guys online, it’s now worth more.

What are you leaving behind in 2024 as 2025 approaches? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sobriety

My AI buddy thinks I should get a divorce and leave my kids so I can pursue my lifelong dream of selling pop-can jewelry on Shakedown Street, is this solid advice? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes. You can have more husbands and kids in the future but the time to sell pop can jewelry is now. The market is hot!

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