turddle

joined 1 year ago
[–] turddle 6 points 1 month ago

Stonkboyz, the financial bosses of da WAAAGH. Throw some teefs on a map of the S&P and that’s the stock that goes up that day

[–] turddle 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

[–] turddle 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably would’ve done better as a tongue-in-cheek parody. Then it would just be another adult cartoon trying its luck.

Instead they made it harder on themselves by both ripping up a beloved classic brand and locking themselves into characters they seemingly didn’t wanna write for.

Why they thought that wouldn’t piss a whole bunch of people off is beyond me..

Could’ve been “oh hah it’s supposed to be scooby doo” but ended up as “is this supposed to be scooby doo??”

[–] turddle 2 points 1 month ago
[–] turddle 1 points 2 months ago

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

[–] turddle 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Most don’t but that’s ok :) I still liked it

[–] turddle 8 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Ohh that’s a good one. The other books afterwards were great too.

Would’ve loved a sequel and would honestly not mind them artistically fudging it a bit to pick back up with an older Arthur Dent

[–] turddle 7 points 3 months ago

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

[–] turddle 3 points 4 months ago

Same! Good times racing my college housemates while all chillin in our separate rooms. Then hearing a muffled scream after launching some bullshit item 😂

Funniest was logging in at degenerate hours and seeing one or some of them already on haha. Gooood times…

[–] turddle 6 points 4 months ago

Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP

[–] turddle 4 points 4 months ago

Wow that’s right on! I got myself a Pendleton and cheese from the compliments on it all the time.

If I could follow up with “yeah I made it” I think my cheeks would burst from happiness. Great job, Dude!!

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