turddle

joined 1 year ago
[–] turddle 7 points 3 days ago

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

[–] turddle 2 points 1 week ago

This is a hit with the slimers

[–] turddle 1 points 1 week ago

Homelander has the additional power of corpo-political PR

[–] turddle 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ahhh the secret second step. Now it’s easy

[–] turddle 4 points 1 month ago

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

[–] turddle 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yep! Once you start getting into waves & fields all bets are off. High frequency electromagnetic radiation gets more and more wild if you back it up with enough power

Could be as safe as a radio transmission or as deadly as a submarine’s sonar pulse. All depends on the frequency and the power behind it (and where you direct it)

[–] turddle 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

AC + high voltage must be nightmare mode

[–] turddle 2 points 1 month ago

New cryptid spotted 🚨

[–] turddle 3 points 1 month ago

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really

[–] turddle 3 points 2 months ago
[–] turddle 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or flashing red & blues in the rearview

[–] turddle 2 points 2 months ago

Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.

It’s true. It’s on the internet.

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