Here in the UK, the health service have useful pages about all kinds of health conditions and questions - such as this page about farts.
The page advises you can go to speak to a pharmacist about your disgusting smelly farts.
I went in to a pharmacy and said, what do you make to this and did a massive fart and they threw me out.
Were they right? Was I right? I just can't sort out what my opinion is on this.