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My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.

There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.

I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don't have any ideas of what I could use it for.

Homie your pizza gonna defrost

Take it to the designated trolley zone if it's closer

I don't understand

Like

Why would you do that

Who looks at someone's Nazi Sex doll t-shit and genuinely chuckles?

The only reasonable reaction is "Wass Der fick, why are you wearing that shit in public, you fuckin weirdo"

Sometimes the companies they subcontract, named something boring and innocuous like Isolace Data Systems or Wimblo Digital or some shit, fucks up spectacularly.

Like they'll just have 400gb Excel spreadsheet called all_meta_usernames_and_passwords.xlsx stored in the company's shared intranet and then some dude guesses the WiFi password was WimbloDigital2024 and leaks it to whoever.

why do people spend so much time being awful

I didn't think there was a most pathetic way to out yourself as a rapist

A wise friend once said, "you should wipe your ass before you clean your home" he meant it literally, but I like the phrasing.

Get involved in local politics. Do you know the name of your Town's mayor? I didn't. Fucking former prison warden. I don't recall voting for him.

I fucking knew Ive been spotting more of those fuckers who don't show up when you're getting mugged

Caught me red handed not reading the article

in my defence I never learned how to read

I'm not from the US

But who over there is following election advice from the fucking FBI

Aren't they very disliked across the political spectrum?

I stand with reputable journalists and will be voting Joe Biden for president

I think it's a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

Google "asmongold rat clock"